Too loud for upstairs.

My brother Bleep sells nice, polite plugins. Down here I sell the ones that bite. Welcome to my market.

— Bzzt

You came down the manhole? Bold. I like bold.

The goods

$24.99TantrumFrom a sulk to a full meltdown: crunch, fuzz, rip and wavefolding chaos, while Bzzt loses it on screen.Take a look →
???Something nasty is being built back there. Don't ask.

Rules of the Underground

1
No presets called “Gentle”.
If it doesn't bite, it doesn't get sold down here.
2
Everything goes to 11.
Then a bit further.
3
Don't tell Bleep.
He thinks I sell lemonade.